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On The Record


A summer slump plagues a news reporter in
search of a few good quotes 

 

by Nicholas Morehead

It started out as a joke among a few of the wise asses I call
friends. Upon hearing that I would attend journalism school, a certain faction
managed to work "Can I quote you on that?" into unrelated bits of
conversation. It got worse. Soon I would receive letters from my family that
opened with: "A yellow Labrador retriever known as “Harry” was found
outside the confines of an invisible fence yesterday after it somehow managed to
slip out of its electric collar, according to sources close to the dog."

Now, a year and a master’s degree later, finding someone who will agree
to be quoted on the record is proving difficult. I’ve hit a slump, and it’s
a bad one. Over the past two weeks I’m batting just below .200 trying to
get comments from people for stories. The ink on my diploma isn’t even dry
yet, and I’m wondering if I have what it takes to deal with what I can only
call the run-around.

It starts with this story idea, you see, and it’s so good
you can feel it - you can practically read it. But you can’t write it,
really, until the right people in the right places give you some verbiage. You
know what time it is: It’s call time - there’s a hot story out there
but it’s not squat unless you manage to wrangle some quotes.

This is the hellish reality that has been greeting me every
morning these past two weeks.

With Congress on summer recess and while my boss was out of
town at the Democratic
Convention
, I was relegated to the odd research job. It meant getting to sleep in a
little, and quality time to work on perfecting the ass groove on my couch. But those
perks provided little comfort compared to the pain of having to get that
special someone to sing like a canary.

Take Al Gore’s pick for VP, Sen. Joseph
Lieberman
, for
example. One issue of importance to Lieberman is violence in the media.
Lieberman even likened the violence in video games to the horror of the
Littleton, Colo. shootings. Boom - there’s a story. Lieberman as vice president
could pose a serious threat to the video game industry - an increasingly
lucrative and powerful interest.

Now, I don’t harbor delusions of grandeur and didn’t expect the guy
to agree to a sit-down interview. But I must have called over a dozen game
magazines, manufacturers and makers and not one would give me something. Not to
mention Lieberman’s various camps in D.C., Connecticut, and on the road in Los
Angeles. Each of them, in their own systematic, calculated way, gave me the
run-around.

The excuses are myriad, each more frustrating than the
previous. The person who handles that issue is not in yet. I’m going to have
to check on that and get back to you. Oh, I’m sorry, they’re not in the
office right now/not at their desk/on the other line. Voice mail? Sure! Thought
you’d never ask.

It’s devastating to have to report back to your boss at the
end of the day with nothing to show for your efforts. At 25 and a week out of
school, I feel as though I’m already succumbing to professional impotence, and
the only Viagra that will help is the wisdom that comes from experience.

But who’s got time for that crap when you’ve got a
deadline? Patience might be a virtue, but getting someone to talk is a rush pure
and simple. It’s a seductive feeling; the only worry you have is getting all
the good parts down. The drought, however, has been so bad that my life feels
like that of a car salesman half the time. I’ve even caught myself thinking that I
wouldn’t call me back, either.

Has this always been the case? Why wasn’t there a class on
the run-around? Hey, a little help down here?

I know, I have issues. But as my job hunt begins to
materialize, I don’t need this cloud following me around. I never thought I’d
miss the incestuous bickering of Congress, but representatives call you back, or
at least their press staff does.

Hey, I did just got one call, it’s from my boss with today’s
assignment: Carnivore and the
FBI
. This ought to be easy.

 

Nicholas
Morehead
just completed his
master’s degree at American University and is currently reporting for Wired
News
. Student Kane appears here on most Wednesdays. Click here to read the
previous column.


Need a quote? Here is a modest list of some of the best and worst movies about journalism:

In I Love Trouble
(1994), Nick Nolte and Julia Roberts, who play reporters from competing Chicago
papers, team up on a hot story. One of the many unrealistic moments in this
over-the-top film - watching Roberts’ character cover a nighttime train wreck
wearing heels.
All the
President’s Men
(1976) Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman take over for
Woodward and Bernstein in this classic Watergate film.
Meet John Doe
(1941), starring Gary Cooper and Barbara Stanwyck and
directed by Frank Capra, depicts a newspaper’s cynical manipulation of its
audience and the man "hired" to make a social protest. Great stuff.
Broadcast News
(1987) Picking up on the news-as-entertainment spin, the cast includes William
Hurt as the pretty boy out for ratings and Al Brooks and Holly Hunter as the
journalists who give a damn.

 

 

 

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Student Kane



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Which Side Are You On?


A rookie reporter covering the GOP Convention gets swept up by the revolution

 

by Nicholas Morehead

I consider myself the luckiest intern
on the face of the earth.

Sorry to bite off of the Iron Horse’s
famous outgoing speech, but it’s true - I’m a lucky dog. My boss, fresh off
of letting me tie one on at the White House annual press picnic, brought me
along to help cover the Republican
National Convention
in Philadelphia.

It was a wonderful blend of surrealism
and history in the making. Strolling the media pavilions, sitting in on the
keynote speeches, bumping shoulders with the likes of Larry King and James
Carville (both of whom look way odder in person than on television). Just being
there as it all went down is - pardon the clich” - something I’ll tell my
grandchildren.

But the gala and glitz of what was
shown on television was not without its polar opposite. To me, the other extreme
revealed itself in the face and words of a 50-something-year-old protester who
dropped a bomb of profundity on me, making me reassess what the hell it’s all
about.

When I think about it, this guy was a
logical crescendo to my wide-eyed rookie coverage of the big, scripted party.
Monday had us around the vast media pavilions covering the formidable presence
of online
publications
covering the convention. Tuesday, fresh off the rousing
speech of Gen. Colin Powell
, it was the Shadow
Convention 2000
and its examination of America’s drug
policy
. Wednesday it was the streets of Philadelphia - scrambling to catch protesters
committing senseless acts of vandalism, and police committing oppressive acts of
brutality.

The end of the day brought me to
Franklin Square Park, where a small but hardened group of protest leaders
gathered to assess the day’s protests, plan for future direct action and check
the status of recently jailed comrades. It was a heavy scene, and I mingled
awkwardly among some of them in hopes of getting a feel for the issues that
drove them - in some cases across the country - to risk injury and incarceration
in an effort to get their voices heard. The answers I got ranged from the
environment and the death penalty to the two-party system in general and the
need to free Mumia.

Across the park, I noticed one man
sitting by himself just outside the circle of elders, so to speak. He was
looking at me with a Dubya-esque smirk on his face, so I meandered over to him
to see if I could get some more ideas for a story. Before I could even identify
myself as press he held up his hand and said, "Let me ask you some
questions for a change."

He didn’t want to know whom I worked
for or what I was doing or what nerve I had to try to understand what he was
doing. He simply wanted to know one thing: "If the revolution started
tomorrow," he asked, "would you be on the side of the establishment or
the revolutionaries?"

Jeez, I just wanted to get some good
quotes.

So I took the bait. I looked at the
rag-tag band of ill-dressed protesters squatting in a circle before me wondering
where they would find food and shelter for the night. Then I looked at the two
dozen or so police officers assembled across the street, ominous and impressive
in formation.

"I’d probably be on the side of
the establishment," I said, "I’d be too chicken shit to be a
revolutionary."

Appreciating my honesty, he smiled in
such a way that signaled an open floor for some friendly debate. After we both
agreed that there are some serious problems in this country, he wondered how I
could side with the establishment. I countered that as a child of the
establishment, I knowingly lacked the courage to give up what I have been
provided with to fight for problems I’m not entirely convinced I believe in.

We stopped talking and watched as the
protesters somberly discussed whether to stay in the park after curfew and risk
arrest, or leave before dark.

Then almost without thinking, I said,
"I guess that’s why I’m a journalist, so I don’t have to take a side.
I can do my part and hopefully get all sides heard, let the truth rise to the
top, and let the people decide for themselves." (Well, it might not have
come out as rhythmically at the time - so sue me).

"Ah," he said, "you’re
going to work your way in from the establishment and then join the
revolutionaries. Good idea."

"Well, no, I don’t know if it’s
exactly that," I said. But it was too late. He had stood up and was about
to walk away. Before he left he turned and took my hand.

"You’re doing a good
thing," he said. "Don’t give up."

I knew when I headed to Philadelphia
that there would be many things to write about. As I sat waiting for Dubya to
give his
speech
, feeling as giddy as a schoolgirl, I felt compelled to write about my
strange, almost seductive encounter with a scraggly old protester whose name I
didn’t even get.

This much is certain: The real problems
are not tax subsidies for married couples. The real problems are the things that
keep us up at night, that haunt us and scare us deep down. The real problems are
things like inequality - economic, social, racial. When the time comes, I hope I
have the strength to do the right thing. On the eve of the revolution, I hope I
can sleep well, knowing that I have done my part to see to it that the good guys
win.

For now, though, it’s finding a way
to get to Los Angeles for the Democratic
National Convention
.

Hey, you gotta start somewhere.

 

Nicholas
Morehead
is finishing his
master’s degree at American University and is currently reporting for Wired
News
. Student Kane appears here on most Wednesdays. Click here to read the
previous column


Sites Mentioned
- Republican National
Convention

- Democratic National
Convention

- Protests in Philadelphia

 

 

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